Face Maker T-Shirts

Face painting.

Fighting Covid

The new normal

Face painting by numbers.

"Too much concealer?"

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

Clown Face Painting

"It is now that moment when a close family member tries to speak of the deceased without choking up."

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

"We should start wearing masks."

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

Face Mask Romance

"Didn't anyone tell you it was a masked ball?

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.

'Is my make-up O.K.?'

Face painting children with no facial features.

Van Gogh in the age of COVID-19

Face painting - children have no faces

'Mommy! Larry's making faces again!'

''Big Society'...paradigm shift blah! Blah! Community spirit, neighbourhood cohesion, blah! Blah! Social inputs, perceptual platforms blah! Blah!'

'I want to thank my biological and surrogate Mother, my two Dads.. .'

Sergeant Stripes

Mandatory mask use

'Franklin, you need to put more life into your presentations.'

'Well if you can't make me look like Cameron Diaz, just re-apply my lipstick and touch-up my mascara thanks.'

'I'm all about quantity.'

"How are you coping with having to wear masks?"

Ventriloquist with face mask

"You said to hire a face painter and I did! Bill is a mortician!"

"Mr. Nwachuku?", "Extra dressing on the side?"