Face-making Fun T-Shirts

'Mommy! Larry's making faces again!'

Face painting.

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

"Too much concealer?"

Face painting by numbers.

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

Clown Face Painting

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Edvard Grieg

"We should start wearing masks."

"Didn't anyone tell you it was a masked ball?

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.

'Is my make-up O.K.?'

'Gee, Dad, Mom's getting better at this all the time!'

Face painting children with no facial features.

'Creamed beets freak me out.'

Face painting - children have no faces

Flo was mortified when she discovered that her web cam was broadcasting when she was testing out possible new looks.

Sergeant Stripes

'Well, apparently your mother was right. Your face is finally stuck that way.'

'Quick! Take a picture!'

'Well if you can't make me look like Cameron Diaz, just re-apply my lipstick and touch-up my mascara thanks.'

'I'm all about quantity.'

Ventriloquist with face mask

"You said to hire a face painter and I did! Bill is a mortician!"

"You've done it, Martin - you've taught him to smile!"

Man chooses head from cupboard.

Painting dad's face

"Well at least they can't see your lips move."

'Promise you won't smudge his face painting?'

"Yes, you work quickly, but kids expect a bit more detail."