Face Painting T-Shirts

'Now I look like Mummy!'

'OK...you either wash that off or you'll all have to go home!'

'Is my make-up O.K.?'

'Now I look like Mummy!'

'Well if you can't make me look like Cameron Diaz, just re-apply my lipstick and touch-up my mascara thanks.'

'Too much?'

Spray-on Smiles $10

"You said to hire a face painter and I did! Bill is a mortician!"

Make up on daddy

Painting dad's face

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

Face Painting, Petting Zoo, and Bouncy House

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

Face painting children with no facial features.

Face painting by numbers.

"Yes, you work quickly, but kids expect a bit more detail."

Sergeant Stripes

'Promise you won't smudge his face painting?'

Clown Face Painting

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"Too much concealer?"

Face painting.

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

Executive puts on brave face for board meeting.

Abstract expressionist face painting.

Francoise Gilot

Painter's Duel.

'Mommy! Larry's making faces again!'

'Makeup? This is a tattoo.'

Face painting - children have no faces

'I'm all about quantity.'

"It's face painting Friday."

'Lenny NEVER had any problems with cramped seats at football games - like most people do.'

'I love working with my hands.'