Face Paint Fanatic T-Shirts

Abstract expressionist face painting.

'Is my make-up O.K.?'

'Now I look like Mummy!'

"Too much concealer?"

'Makeup? This is a tattoo.'

Face painting by numbers.

"It's face painting Friday."

Face painting.

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

Clown Face Painting

"Perhaps in my next life I'll be a jpeg."

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Executive puts on brave face for board meeting.

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

"I've fallen in love with red paint."

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.

Face painting children with no facial features.

Face painting - children have no faces

Jackson Pollock's short-lived career as a kid's party face painter.

A graffiti artist is spray painting a graffiti artist, who appears to be spraying the next graffiti artist in an optical illusion.

Sergeant Stripes

Woman shops while man sets up noose. "Do I go with bright white, deep white...."

'I'm all about quantity.'

'Well if you can't make me look like Cameron Diaz, just re-apply my lipstick and touch-up my mascara thanks.'

Face Painting.

'Lenny NEVER had any problems with cramped seats at football games - like most people do.'

'How did the 'creative way of thinking' course go?'

"You said to hire a face painter and I did! Bill is a mortician!"

"What are you in for?" "Tagging."

'Promise you won't smudge his face painting?'

Painting dad's face

"Yes, you work quickly, but kids expect a bit more detail."

Gustave Courbet