Face Paint Fanatic T-Shirts

Abstract expressionist face painting.

'Is my make-up O.K.?'

'Now I look like Mummy!'

"Too much concealer?"

'Makeup? This is a tattoo.'

Face painting by numbers.

"It's face painting Friday."

Face painting.

Clown Face Painting

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

"Perhaps in my next life I'll be a jpeg."

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

Executive puts on brave face for board meeting.

"I've fallen in love with red paint."

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.

Face painting - children have no faces

Face painting children with no facial features.

Sergeant Stripes

A graffiti artist is spray painting a graffiti artist, who appears to be spraying the next graffiti artist in an optical illusion.

Woman shops while man sets up noose. "Do I go with bright white, deep white...."

'Well if you can't make me look like Cameron Diaz, just re-apply my lipstick and touch-up my mascara thanks.'

'I'm all about quantity.'

'Lenny NEVER had any problems with cramped seats at football games - like most people do.'

'How did the 'creative way of thinking' course go?'

"You said to hire a face painter and I did! Bill is a mortician!"

Painting dad's face

'Promise you won't smudge his face painting?'

"What are you in for?" "Tagging."

"I've got graffiti writer's block."

"Yes, you work quickly, but kids expect a bit more detail."

Gustave Courbet

"Whenever you're ready."