Fanatic Face Painters T-Shirts

Four official World Cup faces you can try at home.

Face painting.

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

"Too much concealer?"

Face painting by numbers.

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

Clown Face Painting

"Perhaps in my next life I'll be a jpeg."

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Executive puts on brave face for board meeting.

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

The good news is that I've got all the figures...the BAD news is that I'm not sure what order to put them in!

Abstract expressionist face painting.

People leave joke shop with false moustache, nose and glasses marketed as 'the Robert Winston'.

Sales

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.

'Is my make-up O.K.?'

Face painting - children have no faces

Face painting children with no facial features.

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"

'Makeup? This is a tattoo.'

Jackson Pollock's short-lived career as a kid's party face painter.

Cave Man Hanging Framed Cave Paintings

Sergeant Stripes

'I'm all about quantity.'

'Well if you can't make me look like Cameron Diaz, just re-apply my lipstick and touch-up my mascara thanks.'

"You said to hire a face painter and I did! Bill is a mortician!"

"It's face painting Friday."

I always frame yours, J.B.

'Lenny NEVER had any problems with cramped seats at football games - like most people do.'

'They sat in an etape, playing bezique and swilling skookum saloop.'

Face Painting.