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Face painting.

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

"Too much concealer?"

Face painting by numbers.

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

Clown Face Painting

"Perhaps in my next life I'll be a jpeg."

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Executive puts on brave face for board meeting.

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

The good news is that I've got all the figures...the BAD news is that I'm not sure what order to put them in!

Abstract expressionist face painting.

People leave joke shop with false moustache, nose and glasses marketed as 'the Robert Winston'.

Sales

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

'Is my make-up O.K.?'

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.

Face painting - children have no faces

'Makeup? This is a tattoo.'

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"

Face painting children with no facial features.

Sergeant Stripes

Cave Man Hanging Framed Cave Paintings

'Well if you can't make me look like Cameron Diaz, just re-apply my lipstick and touch-up my mascara thanks.'

'I'm all about quantity.'

"It's face painting Friday."

"You said to hire a face painter and I did! Bill is a mortician!"

'They sat in an etape, playing bezique and swilling skookum saloop.'

I always frame yours, J.B.

'Lenny NEVER had any problems with cramped seats at football games - like most people do.'

'Promise you won't smudge his face painting?'