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'Grazing Goat, next time take it easy on the war paint. You look like a cheap call girl.'

Face painting.

"Too much concealer?"

Face painting by numbers.

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

Clown Face Painting

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Edvard Grieg

Executive puts on brave face for board meeting.

Abstract expressionist face painting.

Medical Cabinet

Batman - Face ID

'Is my make-up O.K.?'

'Makeup? This is a tattoo.'

Clown Painting in Museum

Face painting - children have no faces

Face painting children with no facial features.

Jackson Pollock's short-lived career as a kid's party face painter.

"Isaias has made landfall, bars, beaches, tattoo parlors and schools will all be open."

Smiley Victory Fingers

"I warned you that tattoo wouldn't change colour."

Closet.

Sergeant Stripes

'I'm all about quantity.'

'Well if you can't make me look like Cameron Diaz, just re-apply my lipstick and touch-up my mascara thanks.'

"It's face painting Friday."

'Oh, that is so simplistic. Why must you always see the world in black and white?'

'Are you sure every artist paints himself?'

'Lenny NEVER had any problems with cramped seats at football games - like most people do.'

An man with an axe removes tattoos.

Face Painting.

"You said to hire a face painter and I did! Bill is a mortician!"

'Does Santa have skype?. . . I'd like to get in some face time, so he puts me at the top of his list come December. . .'

"Wow! Why do you have no tattoos?"