Face Painting Fans T-Shirts

'Grazing Goat, next time take it easy on the war paint. You look like a cheap call girl.'

Face painting.

"Too much concealer?"

Face painting by numbers.

Clown Face Painting

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Edvard Grieg

Executive puts on brave face for board meeting.

Abstract expressionist face painting.

Medical Cabinet

Batman - Face ID

'Is my make-up O.K.?'

Clown Painting in Museum

'Makeup? This is a tattoo.'

Face painting children with no facial features.

Face painting - children have no faces

"I warned you that tattoo wouldn't change colour."

"Isaias has made landfall, bars, beaches, tattoo parlors and schools will all be open."

Closet.

Smiley Victory Fingers

Sergeant Stripes

'Well if you can't make me look like Cameron Diaz, just re-apply my lipstick and touch-up my mascara thanks.'

'I'm all about quantity.'

"It's face painting Friday."

An man with an axe removes tattoos.

'Are you sure every artist paints himself?'

'Oh, that is so simplistic. Why must you always see the world in black and white?'

'Lenny NEVER had any problems with cramped seats at football games - like most people do.'

"You said to hire a face painter and I did! Bill is a mortician!"

"Wow! Why do you have no tattoos?"

"Yes, you work quickly, but kids expect a bit more detail."