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'Now I look like Mummy!'

Face painting.

"Too much concealer?"

Face painting by numbers.

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

Clown Face Painting

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Edvard Grieg

Executive puts on brave face for board meeting.

Abstract expressionist face painting.

Medical Cabinet

Kobe Bryant

Batman - Face ID

'Is my make-up O.K.?'

Face painting - children have no faces

'Makeup? This is a tattoo.'

Face painting children with no facial features.

Clown Painting in Museum

Sergeant Stripes

'Well if you can't make me look like Cameron Diaz, just re-apply my lipstick and touch-up my mascara thanks.'

'I'm all about quantity.'

'Lenny NEVER had any problems with cramped seats at football games - like most people do.'

"You said to hire a face painter and I did! Bill is a mortician!"

"It's face painting Friday."

"Mr. Nwachuku?", "Extra dressing on the side?"

'Promise you won't smudge his face painting?'

"I wish you wouldn't keep bringing your work home with you, dear."

"Yes, you work quickly, but kids expect a bit more detail."

Painting dad's face