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'Lenny NEVER had any problems with cramped seats at football games - like most people do.'

Face painting.

Face painting by numbers.

"Too much concealer?"

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

Clown Face Painting

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

Executive puts on brave face for board meeting.

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

Abstract expressionist face painting.

"I've fallen in love with red paint."

'Is my make-up O.K.?'

Face painting - children have no faces

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: A Bob Named Sue

Face painting children with no facial features.

'Makeup? This is a tattoo.'

A graffiti artist is spray painting a graffiti artist, who appears to be spraying the next graffiti artist in an optical illusion.

Sergeant Stripes

Woman shops while man sets up noose. "Do I go with bright white, deep white...."

'I'm all about quantity.'

'Well if you can't make me look like Cameron Diaz, just re-apply my lipstick and touch-up my mascara thanks.'

"You said to hire a face painter and I did! Bill is a mortician!"

'How did the 'creative way of thinking' course go?'

"It's face painting Friday."

'Look at it this way - It's tested your waterproof make-up.'

'Promise you won't smudge his face painting?'

"Yes, you work quickly, but kids expect a bit more detail."

Painting dad's face

"What are you in for?" "Tagging."

"I've got graffiti writer's block."

"Whenever you're ready."

'Now I look like Mummy!'