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'Lenny NEVER had any problems with cramped seats at football games - like most people do.'

Face painting.

"Too much concealer?"

Face painting by numbers.

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

Clown Face Painting

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

Executive puts on brave face for board meeting.

Abstract expressionist face painting.

"I've fallen in love with red paint."

'Is my make-up O.K.?'

'Makeup? This is a tattoo.'

Face painting - children have no faces

Face painting children with no facial features.

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: A Bob Named Sue

Jackson Pollock's short-lived career as a kid's party face painter.

Sergeant Stripes

A graffiti artist is spray painting a graffiti artist, who appears to be spraying the next graffiti artist in an optical illusion.

Woman shops while man sets up noose. "Do I go with bright white, deep white...."

'I'm all about quantity.'

'Well if you can't make me look like Cameron Diaz, just re-apply my lipstick and touch-up my mascara thanks.'

"You said to hire a face painter and I did! Bill is a mortician!"

'How did the 'creative way of thinking' course go?'

Face Painting.

"It's face painting Friday."

'Look at it this way - It's tested your waterproof make-up.'

"Yes, you work quickly, but kids expect a bit more detail."

"What are you in for?" "Tagging."

"I've got graffiti writer's block."

Painting dad's face

'Promise you won't smudge his face painting?'

"Whenever you're ready."