Face Paint Appreciator T-Shirts

'Can you make my husband look like George Clooney?'

Face painting.

'The portrait is a mark of his extreme egotism, but, if you curtsy and bow sufficiently...say, 'Oh Yes Sir!'!, to everything he says, you should do OK'

Face painting by numbers.

"Too much concealer?"

Clown Face Painting

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Executive puts on brave face for board meeting.

Abstract expressionist face painting.

Rating the Sunset

'Is my make-up O.K.?'

'What a view! The motivational poster doesn't do it justice.'

Face painting - children have no faces

Face painting children with no facial features.

'Makeup? This is a tattoo.'

Tilted painting

Got suspicious after he asked to see a recent picture and she sent over an oil painting.

"You have a Picasso?"

Sergeant Stripes

A graffiti artist is spray painting a graffiti artist, who appears to be spraying the next graffiti artist in an optical illusion.

Woman shops while man sets up noose. "Do I go with bright white, deep white...."

Camouflage Paint.

'I'm all about quantity.'

'Well if you can't make me look like Cameron Diaz, just re-apply my lipstick and touch-up my mascara thanks.'

'Lenny NEVER had any problems with cramped seats at football games - like most people do.'

"It's always Roy G. Biv this, Roy G. Biv that. Never Burnt Sienna!"

'How did the 'creative way of thinking' course go?'

"You said to hire a face painter and I did! Bill is a mortician!"

"Your mother was young and restless and knew what she wanted. She wanted out."

"It's face painting Friday."