Face Paint Appreciator T-Shirts

'Can you make my husband look like George Clooney?'

Face painting.

'The portrait is a mark of his extreme egotism, but, if you curtsy and bow sufficiently...say, 'Oh Yes Sir!'!, to everything he says, you should do OK'

"Too much concealer?"

Face painting by numbers.

Clown Face Painting

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Executive puts on brave face for board meeting.

Abstract expressionist face painting.

Rating the Sunset

'Is my make-up O.K.?'

'Makeup? This is a tattoo.'

Face painting - children have no faces

Tilted painting

Face painting children with no facial features.

A group of people in an art gallery staring at a phone

'What a view! The motivational poster doesn't do it justice.'

Jackson Pollock's short-lived career as a kid's party face painter.

Got suspicious after he asked to see a recent picture and she sent over an oil painting.

A graffiti artist is spray painting a graffiti artist, who appears to be spraying the next graffiti artist in an optical illusion.

Sergeant Stripes

"You have a Picasso?"

Woman shops while man sets up noose. "Do I go with bright white, deep white...."

Camouflage Paint.

'I'm all about quantity.'

'Well if you can't make me look like Cameron Diaz, just re-apply my lipstick and touch-up my mascara thanks.'

'I like it, but is it Art?'

"It's face painting Friday."

'How did the 'creative way of thinking' course go?'

"It's always Roy G. Biv this, Roy G. Biv that. Never Burnt Sienna!"

"You said to hire a face painter and I did! Bill is a mortician!"

Face Painting.

"Your mother was young and restless and knew what she wanted. She wanted out."