Painting Appreciator T-Shirts

"You have a Picasso?"

"That's rubbish!"

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Misunderstood artist

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

Scarpia's Palace

Juggler and Illusionist

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

Artist on the Beach

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

Leonore from Fidelio

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

Leaves falling out of a painting.

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

"There are those who say I'm a throwback to Monet."

'Isn't this cast great? Dr. Emily's minor was sculpture in college!'