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Tilted painting

"Can't you forget you once found sixpence?"

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

Diner.

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

'The portrait is a mark of his extreme egotism, but, if you curtsy and bow sufficiently...say, 'Oh Yes Sir!'!, to everything he says, you should do OK'

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Cat statues on entrance gate

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

Mikado

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

'Projectile painting.'

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

A Macaroni in 1772

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

Happy thoughts

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Creation of Red Wine

"Now this I get."

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos

A man on a giant book poses as Rodin's The Thinker.

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

You're my Venus