Face Making T-Shirts

'I told you if you kept making faces it would freeze that way.'

Face painting.

Face painting by numbers.

"Too much concealer?"

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

Clown Face Painting

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"We should start wearing masks."

"Didn't anyone tell you it was a masked ball?

Face Mask Romance

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.

'Is my make-up O.K.?'

Face painting - children have no faces

'Mommy! Larry's making faces again!'

Face painting children with no facial features.

Jackson Pollock's short-lived career as a kid's party face painter.

'Andrew loves taking things apart and putting them back together...except he can never actually put them back together...'

'Quick! Take a picture!'

Sergeant Stripes

'I'm all about quantity.'

'Well if you can't make me look like Cameron Diaz, just re-apply my lipstick and touch-up my mascara thanks.'

"You've done it, Martin - you've taught him to smile!"

"You said to hire a face painter and I did! Bill is a mortician!"

Ventriloquist with face mask

"Mr. Nwachuku?", "Extra dressing on the side?"

Man chooses head from cupboard.

"I heard they make glass from sand but I have no idea where to begin."

'Promise you won't smudge his face painting?'

"Yes, you work quickly, but kids expect a bit more detail."

Painting dad's face

Coronavirus

'I love working with my hands.'