Face Making Mugs

Face painting.

Face painting by numbers.

"Too much concealer?"

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

Clown Face Painting

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"We should start wearing masks."

"Didn't anyone tell you it was a masked ball?

Face Mask Romance

'Is my make-up O.K.?'

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.

Face painting children with no facial features.

Face painting - children have no faces

'Mommy! Larry's making faces again!'

'Quick! Take a picture!'

Sergeant Stripes

'Andrew loves taking things apart and putting them back together...except he can never actually put them back together...'

'I'm all about quantity.'

'Well if you can't make me look like Cameron Diaz, just re-apply my lipstick and touch-up my mascara thanks.'

"Mr. Nwachuku?", "Extra dressing on the side?"

Ventriloquist with face mask

"You said to hire a face painter and I did! Bill is a mortician!"

"You've done it, Martin - you've taught him to smile!"

Man chooses head from cupboard.

"I heard they make glass from sand but I have no idea where to begin."

Coronavirus

Painting dad's face

'Promise you won't smudge his face painting?'

'I love working with my hands.'

"Yes, you work quickly, but kids expect a bit more detail."

"I just got these new glasses from my ophthalmologist – they come with tiny windshield wipers to clean the fog from my mask!"