Faces Mugs

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

Face painting.

"Too much concealer?"

Face painting by numbers.

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

Clown Face Painting

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

'Once again, I fold.'

People leave joke shop with false moustache, nose and glasses marketed as 'the Robert Winston'.

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

Batman - Face ID

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

'Is my make-up O.K.?'

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.

A bald eagle approaches middle age

Face painting - children have no faces

Face painting children with no facial features.

'Stop saying, 'All in.' You're playing Solitaire.'

'Mommy! Larry's making faces again!'

"And there we have it, gentlemen! The first full face transplant swap of twins."

A Gambling Scene At Pike's Peak, Colorado

"I'll see your two and raise you three."

'Nothing really happened in Vegas, but my money stayed there.'

"Is it my imagination, or does our use of correction fluid increase as people's teeth get whiter?"

'Sometimes I wonder how things would have turned out, if I'd gotten Mom's eyes and Dad's hair.'

"What can I say. He's good at cards."

Sergeant Stripes

'I know that you've come away with a small fortune. But you went in with a big one!'

'Hey! Have you heard the awful news?!'

'So, which way up do the cards go?'