Faces Gifts

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

Face painting.

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

"Too much concealer?"

Face painting by numbers.

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

Clown Face Painting

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Tweet! Tweet! Tweet! Ok, team it's a tie. We're going into overtime. First score wins the game! Let's see your fiercest game faces! That's it! My sudden death panel!

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

'Once again, I fold.'

People leave joke shop with false moustache, nose and glasses marketed as 'the Robert Winston'.

Batman - Face ID

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

'Is my make-up O.K.?'

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.

A bald eagle approaches middle age

Face painting children with no facial features.

'Stop saying, 'All in.' You're playing Solitaire.'

"And there we have it, gentlemen! The first full face transplant swap of twins."

A Gambling Scene At Pike's Peak, Colorado

'Mommy! Larry's making faces again!'

Face painting - children have no faces

"I'll see your two and raise you three."

'Nothing really happened in Vegas, but my money stayed there.'

Jackson Pollock's short-lived career as a kid's party face painter.

"Is it my imagination, or does our use of correction fluid increase as people's teeth get whiter?"

'Hey! Have you heard the awful news?!'

"What can I say. He's good at cards."

'Sometimes I wonder how things would have turned out, if I'd gotten Mom's eyes and Dad's hair.'

Sergeant Stripes

'I know that you've come away with a small fortune. But you went in with a big one!'