Face Finder Gifts

"It's weird how you can see a face in just about anything if you're looking for it."

Fishing sign.

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

'Throw me back and I'll tell you where a 12-pounder is hiding.'

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

"I'll be on vacation until I find my cell phone."

Fishing direction sign.

"The first day of school. Yes sir. A day to make new friends. A day to mark new beginnings. A day to discover everyone but you has grown three feet over the summer."

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

Batman - Face ID

'Are you thinking what I'm thinking?'

"Please, Lord, enough already."

"You lose your phone again, Rusty?"

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.

"Today I'm going to search and scroll and swipe and binge."

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'

'The very name 'windfall profits' show it's an act of god.'

"Either the fortune cookie cutter failed, or you have a lot of issues you're not telling your mother about."

Meditation: Do Not Disturb.

"To prove I'm human, I check the box. It still won't let me in."

"Honey, please! I can’t concentrate with you in there being married to me!"

'You can lead a horse to water, Ezra, but you can't...?'

"This would be perfect! If it were a different style, in a different color, from a different store."

"ADHD is a chronic condition marked by an inability to focus attention for an extended perio. . ."

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Mr. Fun

When Tia Carmen says... "Every misfortune you have carries in it the seed of tomorrow's good luck!" it means... "I didn't win the lottery last week, but this week that jackpot's mine!"

'What's gold doing now'

'I'm coming out of the closet. I'm into material wealth, and I'm not afraid to admit it.'