Face Finder Gifts

"It's weird how you can see a face in just about anything if you're looking for it."

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

Fishing sign.

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

'Throw me back and I'll tell you where a 12-pounder is hiding.'

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

Fishing direction sign.

"The first day of school. Yes sir. A day to make new friends. A day to mark new beginnings. A day to discover everyone but you has grown three feet over the summer."

"I'll be on vacation until I find my cell phone."

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

Batman - Face ID

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

'Are you thinking what I'm thinking?'

"Please, Lord, enough already."

"You lose your phone again, Rusty?"

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.

"Today I'm going to search and scroll and swipe and binge."

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'

'The very name 'windfall profits' show it's an act of god.'

"Now hold on just a minute! Salad - fine! Chick flix - fine! But I draw the line on video games!"

"Either the fortune cookie cutter failed, or you have a lot of issues you're not telling your mother about."

Meditation: Do Not Disturb.

"To prove I'm human, I check the box. It still won't let me in."

"Honey, please! I can’t concentrate with you in there being married to me!"

'You can lead a horse to water, Ezra, but you can't...?'

"This would be perfect! If it were a different style, in a different color, from a different store."

"ADHD is a chronic condition marked by an inability to focus attention for an extended perio. . ."

business illustration

'I told you if you kept making faces it would freeze that way.'

Mr. Fun

When Tia Carmen says... "Every misfortune you have carries in it the seed of tomorrow's good luck!" it means... "I didn't win the lottery last week, but this week that jackpot's mine!"

'What's gold doing now'

Why the long face?