Fit Finder Gifts

'Are you thinking what I'm thinking?'

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

Fishing sign.

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

'Throw me back and I'll tell you where a 12-pounder is hiding.'

Fishing direction sign.

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

"Please, Lord, enough already."

"Mental note to self: rethink theory of survival of the fittest."

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'

"Now hold on just a minute! Salad - fine! Chick flix - fine! But I draw the line on video games!"

'Do these come in blue?'

'Isn't that gown cute? Those are little aortas all over it!'

'No, I haven't taken up jogging...A velociprator was after me!'

'I just want to find out where my apprentice left my favorite drill.'

"Well, once again I find myself all pumped up with no place to go."

"This would be perfect! If it were a different style, in a different color, from a different store."

'You can lead a horse to water, Ezra, but you can't...?'

'What luck!'

Impersonal Trainer.

'No, I don't like them, their shirts make me look fat.'

Mr. Fun

False alarm; chair salesman

"It's weird how you can see a face in just about anything if you're looking for it."

"You smell like wet cardboard."

Sofa King: Where our prices are sofa king low!

The theory of probability...

"...between a medium and a large - I like to call it 'Marge'."

'See if you can find a catchy tune.'

"Alright cowards, now put your peloton on a stairmaster and get into a lap pool!"

'I can appreciate your concerns darling, but it is within our price range!'

Two men searching for petrol in the desert cross paths.