Fit Finder Gifts

'Are you thinking what I'm thinking?'

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

Fishing sign.

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

'Throw me back and I'll tell you where a 12-pounder is hiding.'

Fishing direction sign.

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

"Please, Lord, enough already."

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'

'Do these come in blue?'

'I just want to find out where my apprentice left my favorite drill.'

'No, I haven't taken up jogging...A velociprator was after me!'

'You can lead a horse to water, Ezra, but you can't...?'

"Well, once again I find myself all pumped up with no place to go."

"This would be perfect! If it were a different style, in a different color, from a different store."

'What luck!'

Impersonal Trainer.

'No, I don't like them, their shirts make me look fat.'

False alarm; chair salesman

Mr. Fun

"You smell like wet cardboard."

Sofa King: Where our prices are sofa king low!

"It's weird how you can see a face in just about anything if you're looking for it."

The theory of probability...

"...between a medium and a large - I like to call it 'Marge'."

'See if you can find a catchy tune.'

'I can appreciate your concerns darling, but it is within our price range!'

Two men searching for petrol in the desert cross paths.

This lake is full of fish. Try to find one.