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Ties for a measly $15...Shirts for a measly $20...Pants for a measly $25.

"This would be perfect! If it were a different style, in a different color, from a different store."

"Now hold on just a minute! Salad - fine! Chick flix - fine! But I draw the line on video games!"

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Fishing sign.

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

Scarf puts hat back on.

Waiting for Pants

Girl in cow onesie.

'Throw me back and I'll tell you where a 12-pounder is hiding.'

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

Fishing direction sign.

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

Notice: this dress will be out of style by January 2009.

"I'm part of the problem and loving it!"

'How much would you take off for cash?'

Western Outfitters.

Customer Convention

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

It's a see through nightie...that magnifies!

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

Washington - last chance to buy hip boots.

'Are you thinking what I'm thinking?'

Suits 50% Off

Australian Mobile Bar

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'