Fashion Explorer Gifts

'It's always a good idea not to give out too much personal information.'

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

"I always get stuck in the wrong line."

Things you didn't want to find out about your boss.

'Mirriam. Where on earth did you get these coat-hangers?'

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

Actually it's Jane who has the mental health issues...John just likes to wear a dress.

Australian Mobile Bar

Girl in cow onesie.

'Is this dressy or casual? I can't tell anymore.'

On the beach

'Excuse me, Miss, which floor would I find dull pullovers on?'

Just when you think you know someone, you find they've got a clip on nose ring and a washable tattoo!

'Two can live as cheap as one, Gladys. I'm a cross-dresser.'

'You never told me you wore trousers with suspenders.'

What do you mean you don't want a nose ring?

'And I got this scar when I got in a crush of plump women rushing to buy Leviathongs at the mall sale...'

A statue of Mercury is defaced with a purse, stockings, a bra and lipstick.

Japanese man in a kimono.

"Normal? That's just a setting on a dryer."

"Go on laughing and make my day punk!"

Clothes Encounters.

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again!"

'Dad, could I borrow the car and your dress Saturday night?'

"As I told Amy, I'm straight as the Kansas interstate. I just want to wear dresses for a while."

"Sometimes I like to browse the men's section just to screw with the patriarchy."

Carole Jean's First "Big Girl" Heels

Cross dressing to improve exam results. [Girls doing better at school.]

"That's not a dressing room...it's a time machine!"

'Very counter-inuitive, Tungor.'

Cathy was becoming increasingly buy-curious.

Western Outfitters.

"Something a little different this time or would sir care to look like a dick again?"

'My worst customers are the ones I'll never lose to online shopping.'