Fashion Explorer Gifts

'It's always a good idea not to give out too much personal information.'

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

"I always get stuck in the wrong line."

Things you didn't want to find out about your boss.

'Mirriam. Where on earth did you get these coat-hangers?'

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

Actually it's Jane who has the mental health issues...John just likes to wear a dress.

Australian Mobile Bar

Girl in cow onesie.

'Is this dressy or casual? I can't tell anymore.'

On the beach

'Excuse me, Miss, which floor would I find dull pullovers on?'

Just when you think you know someone, you find they've got a clip on nose ring and a washable tattoo!

'Two can live as cheap as one, Gladys. I'm a cross-dresser.'

'You never told me you wore trousers with suspenders.'

What do you mean you don't want a nose ring?

'And I got this scar when I got in a crush of plump women rushing to buy Leviathongs at the mall sale...'

A statue of Mercury is defaced with a purse, stockings, a bra and lipstick.

Japanese man in a kimono.

"Normal? That's just a setting on a dryer."

"Go on laughing and make my day punk!"

Clothes Encounters.

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again!"

'Dad, could I borrow the car and your dress Saturday night?'

"As I told Amy, I'm straight as the Kansas interstate. I just want to wear dresses for a while."

"Sometimes I like to browse the men's section just to screw with the patriarchy."

Carole Jean's First "Big Girl" Heels

Tomorrow's our first eco club meeting. Yeah, I'm nervous! There are so many big issues!

I didn't know there were so many gardeners. They aren't gardeners. Flower Show. He is. She isn't. She is. How can you tell? Look at their feet!

Hey, you play dress up in your mommy's jewelry, and I'll play dress up in my mommy's jewelry.

Cross dressing to improve exam results. [Girls doing better at school.]

"That's not a dressing room...it's a time machine!"

'Very counter-inuitive, Tungor.'

Cathy was becoming increasingly buy-curious.