Youth Fashion Explorer Gifts

Hi Frequency Sound Proof Hoodies.

'Teenagers!'

"This is daring, but I like it."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

Girl in cow onesie.

"Underweird bras."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"Keep heart Rexy boy... even if we strike out, we'll look damn good doing it."

Western Outfitters.

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

Australian Mobile Bar

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

Tomorrow's our first eco club meeting. Yeah, I'm nervous! There are so many big issues!

"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

"Can you de-schlump him?"

"It must be a youth culture!" (Lager, boobs, lager, babes,footie, girls,lager.)

"It's a midriff warmer."

A statue of Mercury is defaced with a purse, stockings, a bra and lipstick.

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

Clarence always halved lots of cargo.

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

Pirate trying to choose what to wear

'I'm looking for a business suit, in a color that will let me blend in.'

"I want my back-to-school clothes to be stylish yet practical...comfortable yet rugged...something that says Gracie Bermudez!"

"After India, Emma was no longer the Emma that we used to know."

What were you thinking when you bought this re-sale shop.

Lady Gaga

"Something a little different this time or would sir care to look like a dick again?"