Teen Fashion Observer Gifts

'Humph Punks!'

"Everytime I wear boxer shorts, the Fruit of the Loom guys start laughing."

'Teenagers!'

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"That shirt is so last year."

'This is suppose to be progress.'

"It's a midriff warmer."

Guess what Daddy, Gerald plays hockey!

"Apparently, he's well over 100 now."

Mom! I need summer clothes. You've got tons from last year. Fashion hasn't changed that much. Ahem. But you clearly have! Can we go now?

Look at that getup! What's the matter with it? It only serves to attract attention. But without flashy sparkletarts, life would be boring! You say that like it's a bad thing! "Boring" - The new "bodacious."

'I remember when she was proud to be seen with her parents.'

Train Your Dog with Victoria Stilwell

'Please, Mom! All the other kids are wearing them.'

"Mom! Are these capri pants, or did I just get taller?"

"We now begin to notice that very few major modern writers have had big hair."

"Before I run several extensive eye exams on him for poor vision, have you thought about cutting his hair?"

"Oh yes, my young master has changed too! He's now dressed in black all the time an he wears my old collars..."

"What is it with you and your baggy clothes?"

Boys looking at mannequins in a shop window

"Homoapous amorius...the common lovebirds."

What should I wear to the eco club dance? Something recycled. Yeah, but it has to be hot. W. Fester Thrift Shop. Who're you trying to catch? Sigh! Ryan Beardsley. Dressing reports. You can definitely catch a cold.

"You may think you look cool, but can you actually breathe properly with that stupid cap on?"

The school's security staff began to think Fred was deliberately taunting them with his latest body piercing.

'Training bra . . . what am I training for?'

"Dad said I look like something the cat dragged in, how cool is that!"

I'm an optimist. I see the pants as half-up.

'Isn't it a shame The kids grow up so quickly'

Goth Concerns: "I dunno, guys. lately things have been going really well for me. I can't think of a single reason to be unhappy."

Hip skater sees commuters on skateboard.

'This bling thing is getting out of hand!'

"Be honest, does my sacrum look big in this?"

"Big news, folks...turns out, you're all wearing the wrong pants. So if you'll please pass your pants to the person on your right, I think we can get this worked out."