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'Humph Punks!'

"Everytime I wear boxer shorts, the Fruit of the Loom guys start laughing."

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"That shirt is so last year."

'This is suppose to be progress.'

"It's a midriff warmer."

Guess what Daddy, Gerald plays hockey!

"Apparently, he's well over 100 now."

'I remember when she was proud to be seen with her parents.'

'Please, Mom! All the other kids are wearing them.'

"Before I run several extensive eye exams on him for poor vision, have you thought about cutting his hair?"

"Mom! Are these capri pants, or did I just get taller?"

"We now begin to notice that very few major modern writers have had big hair."

Boys looking at mannequins in a shop window

"Homoapous amorius...the common lovebirds."

'Training bra . . . what am I training for?'

"You may think you look cool, but can you actually breathe properly with that stupid cap on?"

The school's security staff began to think Fred was deliberately taunting them with his latest body piercing.

"Dad said I look like something the cat dragged in, how cool is that!"

"Oh yes, my young master has changed too! He's now dressed in black all the time an he wears my old collars..."

"What is it with you and your baggy clothes?"

Hip skater sees commuters on skateboard.

'Isn't it a shame The kids grow up so quickly'

'This bling thing is getting out of hand!'

Goth Concerns: "I dunno, guys. lately things have been going really well for me. I can't think of a single reason to be unhappy."

Beauty salon- "How did you manage to get so many creases out?"

'What's with the nose ring sonny? Wanna be a Bullfrog?'

"Big news, folks...turns out, you're all wearing the wrong pants. So if you'll please pass your pants to the person on your right, I think we can get this worked out."