Young Fashion Explorers Gifts

'Training bra . . . what am I training for?'

'Teenagers!'

"This is daring, but I like it."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

"Underweird bras."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"Keep heart Rexy boy... even if we strike out, we'll look damn good doing it."

Rogue elephant

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."

"Can you de-schlump him?"

"Apparently 'the vest' is making a comeback..."

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

"It's a midriff warmer."

Clarence always halved lots of cargo.

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

Pirate trying to choose what to wear

'Welcome to our first ever... Casual Sunday.'

'I'm looking for a business suit, in a color that will let me blend in.'

What were you thinking when you bought this re-sale shop.

Thong World.

"After India, Emma was no longer the Emma that we used to know."

Lady Gaga

Barbershop customer's reflection mocks his haircut.

Sasquatch/Summersquatch

"Everytime I wear boxer shorts, the Fruit of the Loom guys start laughing."

"My year of dressing dangerously."

"I want my back-to-school clothes to be stylish yet practical...comfortable yet rugged...something that says Gracie Bermudez!"

One size fits all

Pete had found his home planet.

"I thought the basque was for ME."