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Ties for a measly $15...Shirts for a measly $20...Pants for a measly $25.

"This would be perfect! If it were a different style, in a different color, from a different store."

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

Fishing sign.

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

Scarf puts hat back on.

Waiting for Pants

'Throw me back and I'll tell you where a 12-pounder is hiding.'

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

Girl in cow onesie.

Fishing direction sign.

Western Outfitters.

'How much would you take off for cash?'

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

Notice: this dress will be out of style by January 2009.

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

Customer Convention

"I'm part of the problem and loving it!"

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

It's a see through nightie...that magnifies!

Washington - last chance to buy hip boots.

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

'Are you thinking what I'm thinking?'

Suits 50% Off

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

Australian Mobile Bar

'What do you mean, you just sell coffee? I don't understand, what kind of shop is that?'