Quirky Fashion Finder Gifts

'Isn't that gown cute? Those are little aortas all over it!'

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Hats and Food

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Pastry Hat

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Jarvis Cocker

wattle covers

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"He's deliciously vintage."

Snapshots in Time

'You reek of crackers.'

The latest in Eyewear.

Bernice Mountain Dog

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

"I believe in consistent branding."

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

'I'm going to be a little late.'

The Phyllis Diller Collection

Strange man has a nose monocle.

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

No offense intended your honor…It just seemed like this case screamed for a frivolous law suit…

Introducing the "people having a great time" turtle-neck! 11% wool 89% fun!

Caricatures priced by how much they look like you.

Builders fashion range