Quirky Fashion Freak Gifts

"Electric shorts."

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Great British Eccentrics.

Hats and Food

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

Pastry Hat

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

Jarvis Cocker

I love the Shard

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

'It's not just any old rucksack Nathan. Nasa's entire spring collection is built around this baby.'

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

"He's deliciously vintage."

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

Snapshots in Time

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

Mad For It

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

The latest in Eyewear.

Unicorn in the Woods

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

Bernice Mountain Dog

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

Foxy lady

Although early tests show Dr. McWit's hare transplant hides hair loss, and has no dangerous side effects, Ed's not sure he likes the results.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"I believe in consistent branding."