Quirky Fashion Freak Gifts

"Electric shorts."

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Great British Eccentrics.

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Pastry Hat

Hats and Food

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

I love the Shard

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

'It's not just any old rucksack Nathan. Nasa's entire spring collection is built around this baby.'

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"He's deliciously vintage."

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

Snapshots in Time

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

Mad For It

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

The latest in Eyewear.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

Bernice Mountain Dog

Unicorn in the Woods

Foxy lady

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

Although early tests show Dr. McWit's hare transplant hides hair loss, and has no dangerous side effects, Ed's not sure he likes the results.

"I believe in consistent branding."

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."