Quirky Fashionista Gifts

"The first six are for bullets. This one here's for lip balm."

"I'm a religious nut."

"You know what? I'm sick of clothes. I decided to go for a window treatment instead."

Incontinent Old Lady.

We're going to ask the bank to extend our overdraft - I don't think dressing like that will really help!

'I find it helps when I'm calculating the employees holiday pay.'

Wrong ways to wear a face mask.

Spa: Pamper yourself.

Fittings for jeans: 'unfortunate paunch', 'persistent lumps', 'just weird.'

Great British Eccentrics.

"Get him! He's wearing a blazer with a turtleneck!"

'You said you wanted a style that shows your personality so I just listened to you talk while I worked on your hair...'

"I just love these casual fridays."

"There were times when Sandra was glad that there was more than sex to their relationship."

'I knew I shouldn't get support tights!'

"Great deal or not, the new choir robes go back."

Inventor names new fabric after his sisters, Polly and Esther.

Mad For It

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

Beard, socks and sandals.

'Just curious, Dawkins, what does the corporate dresscode say about clamdiggers?'

Members only.

"Take it easy - that one's attached to my nipple."

'If velcro is good enough fro grandma and grandpa, why do I have to learn to tie my laces?'

Have a nice Weekend.

'I'd have to say you've been exposed to extremely high levels of polyester.'

"Clearly everybody thinks this guy's the biggest freak in the office."

"I just didn't feel like dressing up this morning."

Plumbers Workwear

Entrepreneurial Moths

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

'Uh-huh...yep, got that. '27 lock street, around 8:30.''

'Gee,that's an unusual assortment! What kind of buttons are those? 'Belly...'

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

'Do you have a store detective on duty at the moment?'