Quirky Fashion Icon Gifts

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Hair Crop Circle

Great British Eccentrics.

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

Little Princess.

Pastry Hat

Hats and Food

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

Jarvis Cocker

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

I love the Shard

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

'It's not just any old rucksack Nathan. Nasa's entire spring collection is built around this baby.'

"He's deliciously vintage."

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

Snapshots in Time

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

Mad For It

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

The latest in Eyewear.

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

Although early tests show Dr. McWit's hare transplant hides hair loss, and has no dangerous side effects, Ed's not sure he likes the results.

Bernice Mountain Dog

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'