Quirky Fashion Icon Pillows

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Hair Crop Circle

Great British Eccentrics.

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

Hats and Food

Little Princess.

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Pastry Hat

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

I love the Shard

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

"He's deliciously vintage."

'It's not just any old rucksack Nathan. Nasa's entire spring collection is built around this baby.'

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

Snapshots in Time

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

Mad For It

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

The latest in Eyewear.

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

Bernice Mountain Dog

Although early tests show Dr. McWit's hare transplant hides hair loss, and has no dangerous side effects, Ed's not sure he likes the results.

Unicorn in the Woods