Flat Finder Gifts

'I can appreciate your concerns darling, but it is within our price range!'

Fishing sign.

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

Hither and Yon sign

'Throw me back and I'll tell you where a 12-pounder is hiding.'

Fishing direction sign.

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

"When it's that old, you don't need to add 'A.D.' or 'B.C.'"

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

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'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

'Are you thinking what I'm thinking?'

Eureka

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

'As all coherent strategy has failed, we turn to you.'

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'

'I never knew there was a common ancestor of man and chicken.'

'This isn't either a fad! -- It's a major breakthrough!'

'It looks like a beaver.' - News Item: Beaver ancestor lived alongside dinosaurs.

'If you think they're confused now, just wait till they start digging up dinosaur bones'

Man with a metal detector who finds iron man at the shore.

'I have to cram for a paleontology exam tonight.'

'I just want to find out where my apprentice left my favorite drill.'

Buried Cable

"This would be perfect! If it were a different style, in a different color, from a different store."

"The boring bit about cricket is waiting for them to find the ball after you've hit a six."

G20 Hamburger

Beer Cooler.

Mr. Fun

"This one's rubbish as well."