Flat Finder Pillows

'I can appreciate your concerns darling, but it is within our price range!'

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Fishing sign.

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Hither and Yon sign

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

'Throw me back and I'll tell you where a 12-pounder is hiding.'

Fishing direction sign.

"When it's that old, you don't need to add 'A.D.' or 'B.C.'"

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

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'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

'Are you thinking what I'm thinking?'

Eureka

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

'As all coherent strategy has failed, we turn to you.'

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'

'I never knew there was a common ancestor of man and chicken.'

'This isn't either a fad! -- It's a major breakthrough!'

'It looks like a beaver.' - News Item: Beaver ancestor lived alongside dinosaurs.

"Now hold on just a minute! Salad - fine! Chick flix - fine! But I draw the line on video games!"

'If you think they're confused now, just wait till they start digging up dinosaur bones'

'I just want to find out where my apprentice left my favorite drill.'

Man with a metal detector who finds iron man at the shore.

'I have to cram for a paleontology exam tonight.'

Buried Cable

"This would be perfect! If it were a different style, in a different color, from a different store."

'This is the biggest belly button in the world.'

Mr. Fun

Beer Cooler.

G20 Hamburger

"The boring bit about cricket is waiting for them to find the ball after you've hit a six."