Fish Finder Pillows

This lake is full of fish. Try to find one.

Fishing direction sign.

"Where's the goldfish?"

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

'Throw me back and I'll tell you where a 12-pounder is hiding.'

Man fishing in a swimming pool where synchronised swimmers practice.

Fishing sign.

'Did you mark the place we caught those fish last year? Yes, I put a cross on the side of the boat.' - 'You fool. We might get a different boat this time.'

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

'So who needs sonar?!'

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

'It's okay, it's our audible fish alarm.'

"When it's that old, you don't need to add 'A.D.' or 'B.C.'"

Children arguing over the name of a fish

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

"You have arrived at your destination."

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

'I never knew there was a common ancestor of man and chicken.'

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'

'This isn't either a fad! -- It's a major breakthrough!'

'If you think they're confused now, just wait till they start digging up dinosaur bones'

'It looks like a beaver.' - News Item: Beaver ancestor lived alongside dinosaurs.

"Now hold on just a minute! Salad - fine! Chick flix - fine! But I draw the line on video games!"

'I have to cram for a paleontology exam tonight.'

"Look Mom it's spring."

"This would be perfect! If it were a different style, in a different color, from a different store."

Buried Cable

'Do you have any oranges?'

"Warning! The fish in this lake are very smart!!"

The Sea Angler: And by keeping an open for sea birds - they have an uncanny ability to locate fish.

"The boring bit about cricket is waiting for them to find the ball after you've hit a six."