Fish Detective Pillows

"Warning! The fish in this lake are very smart!!"

'Boy, you were right to be cautious: These new lures are so lifelike...'

The Loophole

Wildlife

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

Barks in code.

Fishing sign.

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

Murder in Apartment 6-K

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

'Throw me back and I'll tell you where a 12-pounder is hiding.'

'The word bath is mentioned.'

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

Sergeant Jones gave the assurance that they had an 'assortment' of leads back at the station. . .

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

Man to pets about upside down house: 'I don't care who started it!'

Fishing direction sign.

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

'This duck call works too well.'

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

"And that's where hot dogs come from."

"My client was across town at the time of the murder, as a quick sniff of Exhibit A will demonstrate."

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

Well, you're busted! Forensics just came back: the bite-marks match your dental records!

"Officer, my cat's stuck up a tree again"

Psych 101 Frog Lab

'What makes you say the medication I prescribed for Fido is causing side effects?' 'Meow.'

'That's the one that attacked me, officer! The one with the stupid look on his face!'

"Do you have anything with FOOD in it?"