Snake Detective Pillows

'He used to be happy just gradually appearing out of a basket.'

Wildlife

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

Barks in code.

'Your shoe's untied.'

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

'Play it again, Sam.'

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

Murder in Apartment 6-K

'So who needs sonar?!'

"Hello? Is that the canine help line?...."

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

Oh, isn't that cute: He's playing with his rattle...

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

'The word bath is mentioned.'

"I hear they serve Australian swamp rat in first."

Sergeant Jones gave the assurance that they had an 'assortment' of leads back at the station. . .

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

Man to pets about upside down house: 'I don't care who started it!'

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

"Oh isn't that your squeeze slithering this way?"

"What's all this?"

"Dude. You seem tense."