Food Finder Pillows

"You have arrived at your destination."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

Fishing sign.

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

'Throw me back and I'll tell you where a 12-pounder is hiding.'

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

Fishing direction sign.

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

Cheese Pile

"And that's where hot dogs come from."

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

Attack of the 'health' foods

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

GM Crops Genie.

Horse meat scandal.

"My holy grail is low-fat, low-cal, high-taste."

"Your chocolate biscuits and cakes are getting smaller - and where's your sweets aisle?"

To diet or not...?

"Do you have anything with FOOD in it?"

The big break in the case of the missing French Fries: 'But just to make sure, can you have each of them squawk.'

"Congratulations! For checking the fridge 30 times in under an hour, you've won something that you actually want to eat!"

'It's not that I'm stupid. I'm lactose intolerant and on a diet.'

'What the devil is that?' - 'I don't know, I haven't named it yet.'

Mixed marriage: food fight

Rat Hair: Peanut Butter Ingredient.

'Police. We have reason to believe you've been hacking into your neighbor's computers and stealing their recipes.'

'Cool snack, Tommy! My folks are into health foods too!'