Flat Mate Gifts

"If we are going to co-habit, then this is a list of my demands."

'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

George was a bit intimidated by his IKEA self-assembly wardrobe.

So...this is the roommate. Awkward...

Chair - Ready for Self Assembly.

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

"I'm going to shoot some hoops with members of the Flat Earth Society."

Football tournament fever during office hours.

Band Practice

"Apparently, he's been trapped in his cubicle since 1944. Do you want to tell him World War II is over, or shall I?"

Hot New Talk Shows!

Room-mate Homicides Waiting to Happen. . .

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

'I guess the transplant went ok - I just got a love letter from my new liver!'

Signs you may be friends with a sheep....

It's good to get together with friends!

'Hey, scratch my back and I'll scratch your back.'

'This plumber you recommended...mate of yours, is he?'

"...and if your friends jumped off a cliff, would you jump off a cliff?"

'Are you ready for me to read the instructions yet?'

Australian stress counselling.

'Ned taps his pencil, Jill hums and Bill whistles - form a band, guys, and take it on the road!'

"Hey! Your ad said 'non-smoker!"

Cymbal player has a bruised nose from playing his instrument.

Pub Quiz

Two Old Boys

"Hey Cruz, check out my super-powered speaker system!"

"Right from the top but who ever finishes first get the drinks in."

"No, you can't borrow my pen."