Flat Mate Gifts

"If we are going to co-habit, then this is a list of my demands."

'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'

Office Dunce.

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

George was a bit intimidated by his IKEA self-assembly wardrobe.

So...this is the roommate. Awkward...

'It's your round.'

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

Chair - Ready for Self Assembly.

"I'm going to shoot some hoops with members of the Flat Earth Society."

Band Practice

Room-mate Homicides Waiting to Happen. . .

Hot New Talk Shows!

Football tournament fever during office hours.

"Apparently, he's been trapped in his cubicle since 1944. Do you want to tell him World War II is over, or shall I?"

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

'Last time I share-house with a Wookie!'

'I guess the transplant went ok - I just got a love letter from my new liver!'

Signs you may be friends with a sheep....

It's good to get together with friends!

'Hey, scratch my back and I'll scratch your back.'

'This plumber you recommended...mate of yours, is he?'

"...and if your friends jumped off a cliff, would you jump off a cliff?"

'Are you ready for me to read the instructions yet?'

Australian stress counselling.

'Ned taps his pencil, Jill hums and Bill whistles - form a band, guys, and take it on the road!'

"Hey! Your ad said 'non-smoker!"

Two Old Boys

Pub Quiz

"Hey Cruz, check out my super-powered speaker system!"

Cymbal player has a bruised nose from playing his instrument.

"No, you can't borrow my pen."