Face Recognition Enthusiast Gifts

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

"Google car."

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

Robot Jogger

"Of course I failed you — your essay was original and unique and obviously written by a human."

"He's my school project for science class."

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

"Before automation how did humans endure work?"

'Keep in mind, some assembly is required.'

'I want a brain, but I'd settle for buns of steel!'

"Life is so much easier since I brought the XL Robovax for Clive."

Batman - Face ID

Clinic. I'm feeling sluggish so they did a battery of tests. When I feel sluggish, I get a test of batteries!

"Hello ... Susan ... Joe ... Not ... Make ... It ... Me ... Joe's ... Robot ... Me ... Programmed ... Take ... You ... Dinner ..."

"I wonder what our self-cooking kitchen has for us today."

The Thinker

'This is okay, but my ambition is to be an automatic teller.'

'Squint your eyes and grit your teeth so I can make sure it's you.'

'Creamed beets freak me out.'

"Your first job is to learn to recognize your boss' voice on the phone."

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: da Vinci's 'The Robot Body.'

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

Made redundant from Honda please help

Flo was mortified when she discovered that her web cam was broadcasting when she was testing out possible new looks.

'Oh, God I have to talk to a *****! Human!'

"If robots can replace workers, then they can replace students. So I created one for me. Now I can stay home all day and play video games."

"Well, here's the problem. Someone changed the greeting control from 'curt nod' to 'hug.'"

'Santa forgot the bloody batteries!'

The Line-up

He's just waiting for his chip to come in.

'I don't need a bed pan, but an oil pan would be nice.'

"To be honest it's not char-grilled, it's actually hydrogen-fluoride lasered chicken."