Face Recognition Enthusiast Gifts

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

"Of course I failed you — your essay was original and unique and obviously written by a human."

"He's my school project for science class."

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

"Before automation how did humans endure work?"

'Keep in mind, some assembly is required.'

'I want a brain, but I'd settle for buns of steel!'

"Hello ... Susan ... Joe ... Not ... Make ... It ... Me ... Joe's ... Robot ... Me ... Programmed ... Take ... You ... Dinner ..."

Batman - Face ID

"Life is so much easier since I brought the XL Robovax for Clive."

"I wonder what our self-cooking kitchen has for us today."

The Thinker

'This is okay, but my ambition is to be an automatic teller.'

'Squint your eyes and grit your teeth so I can make sure it's you.'

Flo was mortified when she discovered that her web cam was broadcasting when she was testing out possible new looks.

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

'Creamed beets freak me out.'

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: da Vinci's 'The Robot Body.'

"Your first job is to learn to recognize your boss' voice on the phone."

'Oh, God I have to talk to a *****! Human!'

"If robots can replace workers, then they can replace students. So I created one for me. Now I can stay home all day and play video games."

"Well, here's the problem. Someone changed the greeting control from 'curt nod' to 'hug.'"

'Santa forgot the bloody batteries!'

The Line-up

"To be honest it's not char-grilled, it's actually hydrogen-fluoride lasered chicken."

'I don't need a bed pan, but an oil pan would be nice.'

Helio-Bot