Face Recognition Gifts

Batman - Face ID

Face painting.

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

"Too much concealer?"

Face painting by numbers.

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

Clown Face Painting

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

Script/Director/Producer/Decency Panel.

Tweet! Tweet! Tweet! Ok, team it's a tie. We're going into overtime. First score wins the game! Let's see your fiercest game faces! That's it! My sudden death panel!

Face Mask Romance

'Is my make-up O.K.?'

"Your first job is to learn to recognize your boss' voice on the phone."

Face painting - children have no faces

'He's a son-of-a-bitch but he's our son-of-a-bitch!'

'We're here to talk to your son about his website...'

Face painting children with no facial features.

Jackson Pollock's short-lived career as a kid's party face painter.

Sergeant Stripes

'I'm all about quantity.'

'Well if you can't make me look like Cameron Diaz, just re-apply my lipstick and touch-up my mascara thanks.'

"To prove I'm human, I check the box. It still won't let me in."

"Mr. Nwachuku?", "Extra dressing on the side?"

"You said to hire a face painter and I did! Bill is a mortician!"

A dog is for life, not just for Covid.

'Now he'll learn to spealie Bill Gates.'

Doggy $100 and don't ask again.

Painting dad's face

"Yes, you work quickly, but kids expect a bit more detail."

Coronavirus

'Promise you won't smudge his face painting?'

"I'm sorry, but Woolfsey Academy expects a basic level of preparation from its candidates. Mistaking vermilion for scarlet? I don't think so.".

So good to meet you, Facebook to Facebook.