Color Recognition Gifts

"I'm sorry, but Woolfsey Academy expects a basic level of preparation from its candidates. Mistaking vermilion for scarlet? I don't think so.".

The Art Student.

Butterfly Woman

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

bird interprets modern art

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

"Too bright."

They were mysteriously drawn together

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

"Someday you'll see my work in the employee break room at the Met."

Just call me Picasso!

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

"He's an abstract artist."

"120 colors and no 'Sun' color!!"

Creative Baby.

"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

'Why don't you use more blue? -- Blue is very popular these days.'

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

Annual 'See You In The Spring' Hibernation Party.

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

"Dadgum this color blindness."

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

"Your painting is both original and good. Sadly, the good bits are not original and the original bits are not good."

Exhibition of Paint Colors.