Color Recognition T-Shirts

"I'm sorry, but Woolfsey Academy expects a basic level of preparation from its candidates. Mistaking vermilion for scarlet? I don't think so.".

The Art Student.

Butterfly Woman

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

bird interprets modern art

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

"Too bright."

Just call me Picasso!

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

"Someday you'll see my work in the employee break room at the Met."

They were mysteriously drawn together

"120 colors and no 'Sun' color!!"

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

Creative Baby.

"He's an abstract artist."

"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

'Why don't you use more blue? -- Blue is very popular these days.'

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

Annual 'See You In The Spring' Hibernation Party.

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

Balloon Surprise

Exhibition of Paint Colors.

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

"Dadgum this color blindness."

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."