Color Appreciator T-Shirts

Ha ha ha, yours is blue, too!

Pride

The Art Student.

Butterfly Woman

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

Misunderstood artist

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

"Too bright."

Just call me Picasso!

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Someday you'll see my work in the employee break room at the Met."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

They were mysteriously drawn together

Mr Metrosexual.

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

"120 colors and no 'Sun' color!!"

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

Creative Baby.

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

Scarpia's Palace

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

Juggler and Illusionist

"He's an abstract artist."

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"