Color Appreciation T-Shirts

'I chose the jockeys wearing the prettiest colours and I'm doing better than him!'

"I don't know, maybe he just likes green."

Blondes have more fun

The Art Student.

Butterfly Woman

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

Diner.

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

'The portrait is a mark of his extreme egotism, but, if you curtsy and bow sufficiently...say, 'Oh Yes Sir!'!, to everything he says, you should do OK'

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

Mikado

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

Cat statues on entrance gate

A Macaroni in 1772

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

'Projectile painting.'

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

"Too bright."

Just call me Picasso!

"Someday you'll see my work in the employee break room at the Met."

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"

Happy thoughts