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Butterflies and moths

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Mr Metrosexual.

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

King Madras

A tessellation of running figures.

Inventor of Morse Code

'To much orange.'

The Return of Tannhauser to Venusberg

A graffiti artist is spray painting a graffiti artist, who appears to be spraying the next graffiti artist in an optical illusion.

A visit to a Victorian Painter.

Wearing all black

"These are my true colors and I don't care who know it!"

'Is it me or do these new led street lights wash out the reds and yellows?'

Camouflage Paint.

"Who's idea was it to serve dressed-mutton?"

Artist Painting Modern Art.

"It's always Roy G. Biv this, Roy G. Biv that. Never Burnt Sienna!"

Modern Furniture/Sculptures Object to Old Fashioned Chair.

Dance To The Music Of Time

"It's off-white, but a little too off. It may get very tiring. What do you think?"

On some of the paintings my right brain says they're good art, but my left brain says they're bad investments. On others, my right brain says they're bad art, but my left brain says they're good investments.

Exploding Dalmatian

'Plastic Surgery. Closed for alterations.'

'My work is about having a big tin f grey paint in the shed.'

'Bloody showoff!'

"What's up -ain't you ever seen a bar cod."

Colourful Birds

'You're definitely a winter.'

Artist painting his own paints instead of the view.

"My art teacher said I passed the finger painting assignment with flying colors."

'Minimalism is fine in design, but not in work attendance."

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