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Butterflies and moths

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Mr Metrosexual.

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

King Madras

A tessellation of running figures.

'To much orange.'

Inventor of Morse Code

The Return of Tannhauser to Venusberg

Wearing all black

"These are my true colors and I don't care who know it!"

A visit to a Victorian Painter.

A graffiti artist is spray painting a graffiti artist, who appears to be spraying the next graffiti artist in an optical illusion.

'Is it me or do these new led street lights wash out the reds and yellows?'

Camouflage Paint.

Artist Painting Modern Art.

Modern Furniture/Sculptures Object to Old Fashioned Chair.

"It's always Roy G. Biv this, Roy G. Biv that. Never Burnt Sienna!"

Dance To The Music Of Time

"Who's idea was it to serve dressed-mutton?"

"It's off-white, but a little too off. It may get very tiring. What do you think?"

On some of the paintings my right brain says they're good art, but my left brain says they're bad investments. On others, my right brain says they're bad art, but my left brain says they're good investments.

Colourful Birds

"What's up -ain't you ever seen a bar cod."

'My work is about having a big tin f grey paint in the shed.'

"My art teacher said I passed the finger painting assignment with flying colors."

Artist painting his own paints instead of the view.

'Bloody showoff!'

'Minimalism is fine in design, but not in work attendance."

'Plastic Surgery. Closed for alterations.'

Blondes have more fun

'You're definitely a winter.'

Exploding Dalmatian