Color Appreciation Gifts

'I chose the jockeys wearing the prettiest colours and I'm doing better than him!'

"I don't know, maybe he just likes green."

Blondes have more fun

The Art Student.

Butterfly Woman

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

Diner.

Victor Hugo

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

'The portrait is a mark of his extreme egotism, but, if you curtsy and bow sufficiently...say, 'Oh Yes Sir!'!, to everything he says, you should do OK'

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

Mikado

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

'Projectile painting.'

A Macaroni in 1772

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

Cat statues on entrance gate

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"Too bright."

Just call me Picasso!

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Happy thoughts

They were mysteriously drawn together

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old