Culture Appreciation Gifts

"Oh my god! Is nothing sacred."

Midwest Nice . . . Truth

"Cultural economy - keep it going."

The Stretch Rickshaw.

Made in England

"Mona asked me to invite you to our housewarming on Friday."

Louis Armstrong

Great Chinese Dynasties

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

Diner.

Victor Hugo

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

Tut and Carmen.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Woman carries the world.

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Culture Saturday

The height of fashion in 1796

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

Honoré de Balzac

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

'Now that's an afro!'

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Try to guess the continent dining...

'The portrait is a mark of his extreme egotism, but, if you curtsy and bow sufficiently...say, 'Oh Yes Sir!'!, to everything he says, you should do OK'

'What clan do you belong to?'

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.