Culture Gifts

Creation of Red Wine

"And remember, if you need anything I'm available 24/6."

'Just how long do you illegal aliens plan on stayin in our country?'

'Starbucks! Starbucks!...'

"You just show up here illegally and expect us to tell you about corn?"

'Sorry, I've gotta take this...'

Hipster Island

'What did you think we meant by 'organ donor program?''

Scottish Urology

The Canadian Beaver

New York's Newest Neighborhood- Little Vermont.

'Book me a Greek holiday - I want to break plates!'

"Cursed To Live In HowdyTown."

My central park

"Good morning, Nice queue You've all passed"

"I'm thinking of doing Pamplona this year."

'There's just nothing like a traditional English pub is there?'

Boy plugging dyke has water coming out of his his ear.

'Kids today with all their technology.'

"I love our culturally diverse country, where were you born?"

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

'Did you know in some cultures it's considered rude to lick your plate?'

I love the UK, whats that?

The Queen

Pick Your Own Fruit - We're going back to Poland

'I'm telling you Thog, we're living in a golden age for culture.'

"...and on your left you'll a see soft southern git"

Welcome to the British Museum...

"Remind me to demand a full refund for that 'Spanish Made Easy' course!"

Never say goodbye say ciao!

'Now, what's Italian for pizza?'

McOlson's Lutefiskburgers

"I hear he's huge in Japan."

"Has it ever occurred to anyone that if we stopped wearing these damned skirts we wouldn't have to march off to defend our manhood every five minutes?"

'What clan do you belong to?'