Arts And Culture Gifts

"It's the cutback in funding. They say he's cheap and versatile."

'Gentlemen,these are all Chinese fakes.'

"Viewers should be advised: the following debate on public funding for the arts contains violence and adult language."

"I love the ephemeral nature of live theatre. Once a performance is over, you can never see it again."

Playhouse to Close

Swing dancers.

Reginald Bunthorne

Gentlemen of Japan

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

The Art Student.

Louis Armstrong

You're my Mona Lisa.

Larry's used art

Copycats

At the Museum

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

Great Chinese Dynasties

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

International Women's Day

Madonna of the Pukes.

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

Can You Spot the Differences?

The Artist

"Cat box"

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."