Arts And Media Gifts

Damian Lewis

Trial by Media

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Occu-Pie Mars

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

The Art Student.

In the Guru District

You're my Mona Lisa.

Larry's used art

Copycats

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

At the Museum

'C'mon get it straight.'

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

Squeezing the Free Press.

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

International Women's Day

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"They grow up so fast."

Madonna of the Pukes.

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"Cat box"

Paul Klee

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

The Artist