Arts And Media Gifts

Trial by Media

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

Occu-Pie Mars

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

The Art Student.

In the Guru District

You're my Mona Lisa.

Larry's used art

Copycats

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

At the Museum

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

Squeezing the Free Press.

Madonna of the Pukes.

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"They grow up so fast."

International Women's Day

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

The Artist

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

Can You Spot the Differences?

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"Cat box"

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'