Color Analysis T-Shirts

'You're definitely a winter.'

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

Reading my Critics

"Whereas we used to display losses in shocking and offensive red, we now display them in warm and comforting toasted almond."

Six Thinking Hats

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

"Next time be more careful where you put the decimal point!"

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

'Herb will provide one of his concise interpretations of the quarterly sales charts.'

Experience-Productivity Ratio / Age-Salary Ratio.

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

'I think you've put that in the wrong place.'

Profit slump

"I thought they introduced the witch a little late."

"...but this is the stuff of dreams Mr Whitley! Dreams."

'Those viewers who disagree with our editorial on TV violence has better keep their big mouths shut!'

"He'd make a wonderful main character for a short story, but I wouldn't put up with him for an entire novel."

RBG, RGB, CMYK

Micro and Macro Department,

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

"Remember, data doesn't tell the whole story."

Political Analysis

'To much orange.'

"Wouldn't it be nice to slip into a simple little black number for a change?"

These colour charts are ridiculous... coal' black, 'midnight' black, 'licquorice black'.' - 'There's too much choice! All I want is plain old boring bl-' - 'Ooooooh... 'panther' black.' -

'Typical phallic egocentrism!'

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

'Please disregard the previous message about the imminent collapse of the global economy'

"Highlight the battleship-gray."