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'You're definitely a winter.'

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

Reading my Critics

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

Six Thinking Hats

"Next time be more careful where you put the decimal point!"

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

'Herb will provide one of his concise interpretations of the quarterly sales charts.'

Experience-Productivity Ratio / Age-Salary Ratio.

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

"He'd make a wonderful main character for a short story, but I wouldn't put up with him for an entire novel."

"...but this is the stuff of dreams Mr Whitley! Dreams."

"I thought they introduced the witch a little late."

Profit slump

'Those viewers who disagree with our editorial on TV violence has better keep their big mouths shut!'

Micro and Macro Department,

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

"Remember, data doesn't tell the whole story."

'Typical phallic egocentrism!'

Political Analysis

'To much orange.'

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

These colour charts are ridiculous... coal' black, 'midnight' black, 'licquorice black'.' - 'There's too much choice! All I want is plain old boring bl-' - 'Ooooooh... 'panther' black.' -

'Please disregard the previous message about the imminent collapse of the global economy'

"Highlight the battleship-gray."

Prozac, Lexapro and Lithium.