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Wearing all black

Trial by Media

The Art Student.

Butterfly Woman

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

"Amen. . . void where prohibited by law."

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

"Too bright."

Just call me Picasso!

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

They were mysteriously drawn together

"Someday you'll see my work in the employee break room at the Met."

"Charles didn't like tofu."

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

"120 colors and no 'Sun' color!!"

"He's an abstract artist."

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

Creative Baby.

"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

'Why don't you use more blue? -- Blue is very popular these days.'

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

"Miss Frobisher, could you get me the State of Arizona V's the Apache Nation file?"

'The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth in what sense?'

"I propose legislation to simplify Brexit - the Americans are having a hard time following it."

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'